If I knew any Japanese, I think it would be fun to translate these. As it is, I can only translate broken English into more-correct English. 
So far I've just used write in Google translate to scribble in some lines in order to get a vague idea of what some of the options mean.

So far I've just used write in Google translate to scribble in some lines in order to get a vague idea of what some of the options mean.